Age: 18
Current Residence: Glastonbury
Home Mountain: The 6xl Backyard!
First Seven Pair Movie: I try not to think about it.
One or Two Boards? DOS!
Favorite Trick: The Banana Gun
Favorite Music: Live Hip Hop and Reggae
Any pre-riding rituals? Target practice, deep conversations about God, robbing banks, sharpening shanks, tooting, growing stuff in my ski boots.
Best day of riding this season: Mount Snow laps in the sun.
When I’m not riding I: Workout to become an Olympic crochet champion while eating cheese and grilling wieners.
Inspiration/Hero: The KoolAid Man, Curtis Bolduc, Ghandi
Favorite Après-Ski Activity: Curing dem munchies at China Buffet!
Jake Glass: Cold-as-ice gangster or adorable suburban G-Unit? …sometimes I sweat when I poop…
Can I take your order (favorite fast food/dream meal for under $6)? Fried Chicken, KoolAid, cheese-fish
No. 2 at a ski resort: do you hover or nest on the seat? I like to poo in me pants, then “accidentally” fall on young snowboarders and use their hair as toilet paper.
Tall Tees or tall skis: The Taller The T The More Baller The G
Your take on Parachute Pants: Pants in general are way overrated.
If you could ride anywhere in the world for one week, where would it be? Three days in the Alaskan Chugach, then the rest urbaning NYC.
Anything else you’d like to add: Cheese is the most versatile food on the planet, it can LITERALY be melted on anything to make a deliscious snack.